Captain's Log

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Charlie Nelson

Well, i haven't posted for over a year so all my loyal readers have probably tuned out. Oh well, but here we go.

I had a tough quarter in school. I got a B in Photography, a D in French and Math, and a C in English. Pretty dissapointing, but oh well. I had to work hard not to fail math because that teacher is out to get me, or she is just a bitch. I am pretty sure it is the ladder one. She gave multiple homework assignments a night, and I'm not good with homework and had the hardest tests I have ever taken. So that sucked, I had a different teacher the first half of the year though and got an A so I should get a C averaged out.

Otherwise, things are getting boring. I have only gone snowboarding twice this winter and I hope to go a lot in a short amount of time in the next month or so. I am still not all that great on it, but I am improving. I can do a few things off of jumps and go down the hill with ease. Jealous right? figured.

I really want a job. I applied at Market Place in October and also applied at Perkins. Perkins said they will not hire me because of my age, which is descrimination and I could yell at them about it if I wanted to, but, I am too lazy. At Market Place, I have a bunch of references, including, my only friend who still uses facebook, Kiah. So if they call :D. I want the job because I want a Video iPod and Car insurance money. Those are my money goals right now. Pretty steap :/. We will see how those work out.

If I make this a habbit, which probably won't happen, enjoy my exciting life.

Charlie

One time, I farted on a rock and it smelled funky for a moment.

I have been Sick since Saturday. It sucked that I got sick because it was MEA so we were on vacation. I slept the whole day pretty much. But, I will say what we did when I wasn't sick. We started out just sitting infront of the TV. We went outside to play football, my team was undefeated, thank you. lol. But the next day we went to Grand Rapids because it was a cold and boring day. We mainly pimped it out at the dollar store. I bought a cap gun, some bumperstickers, a knife, and some other crap that i don't remember. After that we went out to some gas station to get caps but the stupid dollar store lady lies. But I had some freakishly expensive yet tasty Coffee so it was worth it.

We went to Squal Lake which is a town with 99 population or something so I'm sure you have all heard of it. We ate there at "The Hill." We played pool and all these northern hick people were watching out awesomeness. I don't know if you noticed Joe, but this weird guy was staring at us the whole time which was kinda creepy. But anyway, We got some caps for our sweet guns at a gas station and watched Idle Hands in the Car.

When we got home we had a sweet war outside that I think pissed off the old people in the cabin kinda tucked in the woods.

Then I didn't do much after that besides sleep.

In the past couple days I have just been sleeping or on the internet. I made a bot for aim which is only slightly nerdy. But I am pissed because now I will only have like 10 pounds of homework.

Today started out fine I went to the Arrm Community Enrichment Week. My dad is the Boss of Arrm so I went to the one in the Fort Snelling State Park which was fun at first. My dad talked, people talked then a band played..... If you didn't know ARRM is a group that represents people with disabilites. So I was getting in the car to go to MOA after my dad left and this dude falls on the ground. It looked like he was choking so I got out to check it out. He got up so I walked away.

When I turned around he was on the ground again, I figured he was just exhausted cuz he was sitting. I was sitting in the car when someone screamed, "DOES ANYONE KNOW CPR!" I was like, holy shit! so people were doing CPR on him but it wasn't getting through cuz he was choking. Then an ambulance, 8 police cars and a fire truck showed up and he had no pulse. That was weird because when you are choking, your heart keeps going. They continued....... After an hour they gave up. The people who were from his home were really shaken up. It was really sad that he just fell there and died. It was later found out that he had a heart attack.

After that I went to MOA

-Charles "Danger" Nelson

We finally did it, after 19 years the Little Brown Jug is ours!

Thats all

-Charles "Danger Nelson

I have new smileys cuz those old guys were starting to freak me out. I also have a new look to my page, You should check it out.

Yesterday was Homecoming and the Rangers played a fabulous game as usual.... It doesn't matter how bad they were because it was cool to see people. Before homecoming we were hanging out at Ashley's and that was fun. We were playing Dance Dance Revoloution or just hanging out. At homecoming I just basically stood there during the first half. Then we went to sit by Meghan and Emily. I never really knew them at all before tonight, And when I sat with them at first I didn't say anything, I was so cold I wasn't talking to anyone.

But I decided at homecoming that Forest Lake Seniors are panzies! There wasn't even a streaker! What's homecoming with out a nude person getting chased and eventually tackled by cops. Last night I slept over at Joe's and Deebs actually came! That's something new ;) But it was fun. We were going to hang out with people in the park but it was 20 degrees or something, so we decided that was a really bad idea. But it was a party all the same.

But anyways right now, I am watching probably the greatest movie ever! Richie Rich. You know you wanna watch it, so change you TV to channel 9. If you are lucky it will still be on.

-Charles "Danger" Nelson

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
tamania0713 goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Chucky (Jon Gruden).
dweebydude5 tricks you! You get a wet rag.
emmyissuperkool tricks you! You get a rock.
m_b_coolbeans tricks you! You get a broken balloon.
mncheesehead04 tricks you! You get a toothbrush.
simpsonic167 gives you 16 purple vanilla-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
sockkiah gives you 19 milky white tropical-flavoured gummy worms.
urqiegirl19 tricks you! You get a wad of paper.
tamania0713 ends up with 35 pieces of candy, a wet rag, a rock, a broken balloon, a toothbrush, and a wad of paper.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

JOE! I DON'T WANT MY TOOTHBRUSH BACK!!!!!!!

But look at all the goodies I got. SCORE

-Chucky

You scored as funny guy. You're the funny guy. Everyone likes you, but you probably won't score a date. You're just too nice and everyone wants to be your friend. And those who you don't like? Well, they better watch out. You have a joke or two about them... </td> funny guy 52% sweetie 52% smart jock 47% clique member 42% computer whiz 35% goody-good 25% slut 19% wanna-be loner 17% wanna-be gangster 17% drama freak 15% druggie 13% band geek 13% total nerd 7% Which completely realistic small town high school stereotype fits you? created with QuizFarm.com

You know you want some of that. lol, well, i don't know about wanna be gangsta.... I have never tried to be gangsta. And why would I wanna be a loner. oh well. I am home sick today... again.

Sorry, I haven't posted for a while, I have been sick since Friday. I actually got sick thursday but I stayed home from school on Friday. So far I have gotten sicker sicker each day. I hope I am better tomorrow but it dosen't seem like I will be. So the Buccaneers beat the Bills today which was pretty awesome. I didn't get to watch it because Minnesota TV sucks. I have gotta go though I will post more later.

I went to the Buccaneers game today... All I have to say is.... BEN, HAHAHA!!!!!!!!! The Buccaneers defense didn't allow a touchdown. The only touchdown the Vikings scored was off and interception. The Buccaneers caused a few fumbles and got a few interceptions. In the First quarter the Vikings got there interception Touchdown to take the lead. In the second quarter it was all Buccaneers. They got two touchdowns and a field goal to make it 17-7 Buccaneers. In the third the Vikings scored a field goal. They did again in the fourth and it was 17-13 Buccaneers. The Vikings drove down field and it looked like they were gonna score... until. INTERCEPTION. A couple plays later the Buccaneers Running Back Carnell "Cadillac" Williams ran a 71 yard touchdown to make it 24-13. On the Vikings next drive, Daunte threw it strait to Derrick Brooks. That was the end of the game after two kneel downs.

There is something I learned at the game... Vikings fans are the stupidist people in the world. Before the game some stupid idiot was on the field spazzing nonsense into the microphone. The Vikings fans were pounding on the walls spazzing. After the game went on. The Bucs were outplaying the the Vikes so bad that they would go crazy if they only gave up 7 yards. It was really funny.

BTW the Vikings fight song sucks.

You're Joe! SMARTY PANTS!!! You love your
technology and super-smartness... but you're
still cool on the inside! And you LOVE to tell
"your mom" jokes!


I dont think i was on there so i guess i am joe

Stating off a boring year with a boring day. Today was one of the most boring days of school I have ever had. Sure, the first day is always bad, but this day seemed like it took forever... oh well. SO anyways there really isn't much to say about today so I will right later.

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )

Here is my Schedule

Advisroy: Lysaker
1st Hour: Study hall, Wagner J
2nd Hour: Social Studies, Meir L
3rd Hour: Gym, Wagner J
4th Hour: Math, Kluk C
5th Hour: French 2, New Guy
Lunch: D
6th Hour: Science, Pearson J
7th Hour: English, Boettner K

We went school shopping today... It really wasnt exciting at all. It just reminded me of all the crappy work I will have to do this year. My mom is kinda pissed that she payed $90 for a calculator. Oh well, I will get cool games on it, which will be slightly exciting I guess. So, Tomorrow is orientation. yep.... thats all

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Beat that beotches, unless u completely win... tehn, nvm